Some people are afraid of the imminent danger that flying represents. But they should really be more frightened of the horribly intimate groping they'll be getting courtesy of the TSA agents that know how to get up close and personal.
Checking Your Drawers
Before you board the plane expect a thorough checking from TSA agents like this lady is getting. Security will even go as far as checking your drawers. Now that's one way to see if she's hiding anything where the sun don't shine.